Eliza: What are you doing?
Derek: I'm looking for bullfighting music for Mike.

I made Kyle laugh. I said israeli when I burped.

I do things that irritate people. If I know it irritates them for a fact, I just do it more.

When I get the pee shivers I have to say "Stackable," its a tick thing. I don't even know what a stackables is. A kids toy or some shit.

Sports fan

Derek turns to me just now and asked whats a cav? I said, Cavalier. He said whats that. I said CLEVELAND CAVALIER. What is that a sports team, he said. What do they play, baseball?